Oh, we have shit to do tonight that we have a limited time to get done?
I’m just gonna stop for groceries and take my sweet Ass fucking time getting home so we will barely have time to make it, if we make it at all.
Seriously? What the Fuck is wrong with you.
Why is Tumblr making me appreciate things John Mayer says…
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.